cockboxer

(1) a homosexual
(2) someone who masturbates to excess
(3) a female who loves to give her man handjobs

"I hear Bob said his new girl is quite a cockboxer."

by Mike Melton June 11, 2006

Cockbox

A board, usually footed by side boards, thus creating a low table, under which a man slides his naked body. Centered in the top board will be some variant of a hole through which he will insert his erect penis and his testicles. This creates a "dancefloor" for a woman who will stand on, crush and otherwise torture the exposed and vulnerable organs, often while wearing stiletto heels.

What a night! I was in the cockbox for over two hours and Mistress showed me no mercy. I can't even pee today. It was great!

by Chris Zizzo July 27, 2010

cockbroker

The opposite of a cockblocker. A person who functions as an intermediary between two or more parties in negotiating sex, punani, or the like. A type of wingman, this admirable person manages to hook up two people.

A: "She's such an awesome cockbroker, I got lucky trice last night cause of her!"
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."

by it0r! March 1, 2010

Cocktoberfest

A party lacking vaginas. All sausage, no bun. A gathering of mostly males.
Octoberfest is known for a festival of sausages.

aka "Sausage Party" or "Weinerfest"

"This party is such a cocktoberfest, all sausage, no bun"

by Pete Za October 11, 2003

cocktober

⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET 👻 SPOOKY SPOOKY👻☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅 ♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 IMMA ☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUT🌮 I'M 👁PREPARED 💁🏼AND READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽 MY LEGS ARE OPEN FOR TREATING🍭🍭🍭

Ashley: you ready for cocktober? get your freaky freaky on!
Ella: what's cocktober?
Asheley: omg ella you are such a virgin.

by moonlightbizzle October 4, 2018

Cocktober

The month during October when you can have sex with anything and everything without it being gay 😏

Guy 1: im so horny

Guy 2: good thing it’s Cocktober 😏

by Daddy696969696 October 24, 2019

cocktober

cocktober is during the month of october. girls (and gays), i will now introduce to you, cocktober. cocktober is a month where you have to get as much dick as possible.

“hey betty how are u doing at cocktober?”

by stinkycoochie eater October 17, 2020