clunking

The act of fucking something so ugly that it damages your reputation.

After Jim got caught clunking with Sandra none of the girls in school ever dated him again.

I got caught clunking that fat bitch Amy. Now all the clunkers come to me for the D.

by Jessejar December 17, 2017

Clunking

A stronger version of cringe, usually in a verb form commenting on someone's statement or action.

Person A: "Piss jokes are funny (proceeds to tell one)"
Person B: "Ok, she really be clunking right now"

by ThisIsNotMarco June 24, 2023

clit clunking

The act of inserting ones toes into a vagina whilst flicking your big toe on the clitoris. Typically an act of foreplay but can also take the place of sex. Originated at the University of Florida by the freaky college students there.

*Julia and Ryan are having sex*
Julia: this sucks lets try something new. Why dont you try clit clunking me??
Ryan: I guess, its been awhile since ive clipped my toe nails though..."

by Gamma Rho August 30, 2009

clunging gobshite

when the streamer man gives bad advice

vincent told the chat member a load of clunging gobshite

by binslop March 22, 2021

clucking hen

Gossiping and/or complaining women. Women who talk, talk, and talk some more, usually about nothing of consequence.

Those women sound like just a bunch of clucking hens.

by tired of complaining November 22, 2013

foot clunging

to stick ones foot up a womans clunge (vagina/minge/clout/pussy/fuckhole). usually resulting in a sticky foot, a monster orgasm and a pussy that resembles a hippos yawn.

"oh we tried foot clunging last night it was class!"

by wastedwill December 31, 2011

Clinking of Glasses

To toast, cheers, or touch glasses of any type of alcohol together with your drinking partner(s) in the spirit of goodwill, health, luck, or congratulations.

In many cultures, it's considered to be good luck to make eye contact when doing so (and bad luck not to).

Some people also follow a tradition of tapping the bar with the glass after clicking glasses (and before drinking) to express fondness for the business/bar and the people who work there.

A few examples of what's said during the clinking of glasses; each culture/group has their own:

- Cheers!
- Salud!
- Tchin Tchin!
- Slainte
- May the best of your yesterdays be the worst of your tomorrows.
- Sweethearts and wives (may they never meet)

by equivokate April 5, 2012