clunging

v. The act of having sex with someone with a clunge. Has connotations of the perpetrator being somewhat promiscuous.

Lee was clunging his girlfriend all night long.

by Peter A J Taylor March 20, 2008

clunging

The process of getting (having sex) with some sweet clunge, ie. a boy's manly ways of attracting a female fuck-buddy.

1: How's things going with that Jessie girl.
2: Pretty good...
1: Clunging her yet?
2: Nah...nah not yet.
1: Faggit.

by manyperson August 16, 2009

clunging gobshite

when the streamer man gives bad advice

vincent told the chat member a load of clunging gobshite

by binslop March 22, 2021

clunging gobshite

a term for some truly horrendous advice. some real terrible no-good never-do-it bullshit that would break your entire life open if you tried it.

the streamer told the chat member some clunging gobshite

by binslop March 22, 2021

foot clunging

to stick ones foot up a womans clunge (vagina/minge/clout/pussy/fuckhole). usually resulting in a sticky foot, a monster orgasm and a pussy that resembles a hippos yawn.

"oh we tried foot clunging last night it was class!"

by wastedwill December 31, 2011

Butt Chunging

The act of stabbing one’s flaccid penis in the tip with a fork of any kind, and snaking it up another’s ass hole; then proceeding to get and erection and killing the other person via internal explosion of blood from the penis.

The whore was likely killed by butt chunging when the man left with from the bar last night.

by PistachioBoiii May 20, 2019

Clungin

A reverse Blunkin, whereby a man eats out a woman whilst she is taking a dump. be warned, like a lot of conversations in life, Clungin can be difficult. one slip of the tongue and you're in the shit.

fancy a clungin love?

by Sparky93 October 27, 2010