clanking

The process of giving someone a good kicking for being hideously annoying.

"That Jo girl could do with clanking. She really gets on my nerves."

by Frederico Von Lichtenstein April 1, 2008

Clanking

Entering into a raid on pokemon go before an agreed time or as soon as it hatches when knowing more people are coming to do the raid but maybe a few minutes late

That guy Clanked me the other day, I like clanking people at raids on pokemon go.
That guys a right Clanker

by RADDOMAN October 17, 2019

clanking

when two men repeatedly beat their penises together -causing a wonderful noise- to ejaculate

tom and bradd enjoyed clanking after their movie rehaersal

by yellow spermface May 6, 2011

Clanking

The skill off being able to beat your meat whilst clapping in appreciation at the good porn you are watching.

Mark cames 1st in the national clanking championship last week.

by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019

Clanking

Clanking is the action of having sexual intercourse with an animatronic, such as freddy fazbear for example. People who participate in doing this can be referred to as clankcels or clankmaxxers.

I clanked last night man.
That clankcel be clankmaxxing fr fr.
That clanking session was absolutely insane man.

by Clankcelled clankmaxxer December 31, 2023

Clanking

(English) Clanking or "to clank" is for a person to have very specific point of views that differ from facts known by countries around the globe.

Reasoning: These views are common sense and can be looked up via the internet to be proven right, yet they are nowhere to be found.

Logic: None

Association: Typically occurs with people named Brian.

Person A (male): I still cannot believe how horrible the Holocaust was!
Brian: God! The Holocaust never happened go look it up and do some research.
Person A (male): You don't have to be so rude, you hurt my feelings.
Brian: Maybe if you didn't have so much estrogen in your body, you wouldn't act like this.
Person A (male): Why are you clanking so much. Go learn something.
Brian: Fuck you and fuck Naruto! Dragon Ball Z all the way!

by lilscholar0314 December 5, 2023

Clanking Buckets

a word used to describe that act of having sexual intercourse without having to use the word sex.

fucking in a happy state of mind.

fucking in a bucket in a bucket factory.

" when do you think Ashley and Steve will be clanking buckets!"

by savannah douglas October 2, 2011