Clownnoun

Clownnoun:
A modern-age version of a clown obsessed with pronouns, believing everyone must have them and get them right. Takes it far too seriously, while everyone else just laughs at them.

Example:
“Asteroids incoming, civilisation collapsing, and the clownnoun is correcting pronouns.”

Lee: Bruv… the new girl didn’t come into work the other day ‘cause someone got her pronouns wrong. And I told everyone… everyone just laughed LOL.

Frank: what’s a proper clownnoun, LOL

Lee: LOL.

Frank: LOL.

Clownnoun by Jamie Cheese February 1, 2026

Clownsona 

A Clownsona is a Clown personality that anyone can create and customize to represent themselves in Clown form.

"Why don't you create a Clownsona?"

"Your Clownsona fits you very well."

Clownsona by SymbolTheClown May 15, 2017

Clownflounders

Pubic lice specific to the Clown race

Look at Mr Happy he's scratching like a rat in a scabby mingepipe, I'm fairly sure he's got Clownflounders!

Clownflounders by SirGreg February 5, 2017

clowntown 

getting super blazed to the point where your surroundings are unrecognizable.

Matt: DUDE! WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE??

Ryan: IDK MAN. IN CLOWNTOWN!

Matt: Look at Sarah over there in clowntown!!!!

clowntown by Citizens of Clowntown July 1, 2011

Clowntown 

Clinton, Ma 01510

aka "Clowntown"

Hey man you partying up in Clowntown tonight?

Clowntown by Corykid December 1, 2009

ClownMonger 

Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.

Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.

Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.

Oh look; yet another ClownMonger on here; IGNORE AND AVOID.

ClownMonger by Ban Hammer July 19, 2009

clownsourcing 

the act of outsourcing tasks, traditionally performed by an employee or contractor, to an undefined, large group of clowns, through an open call.

clownsourcing depends essentially on the fact that because it is an open call to an undefined group of people, it gathers those who are least fit to perform tasks, unable solve complex problems and contribute with the most idiotic ideas.

I used clownsourcing to save on software development. I got back some code that could only have been developed by folks wearing floppy shoes and big red noses. The code even had a "do you want fries with that?" subroutine. Never underestimate the wisdom of the clown.

clownsourcing by HDiaz55 November 30, 2011