ClownMonger

Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.

Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.

Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.

Oh look; yet another ClownMonger on here; IGNORE AND AVOID.

by Ban Hammer July 19, 2009

clownmander in chief

Anytime the commander is chief of any nation is a clown.

The Clownmander in Chief offered to send our soldiers to Mexico to help them with their Bad Hombre problem.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

clogmonger

A word meaning a large penis, it will clog an anus.

He shoved his clogmonger into her ass.

by The Baboonaphile May 28, 2009

clownhanger

An extremely depressing film. Coined from the film 'Brassed Off' starring Ewan McGregor that featured a clown hanging from a lamppost.

Requiem for a dream turned out to be a real clownhanger.

by localgirl.co.uk June 13, 2008

Coonmonger

Another way of saying coon, just a random insult

This guy is such a coonmonger

by Fr3eaze April 27, 2025