Clownhouse
The two-penised comedienne is a clownhouse.
Clownhouse by Bondo March 23, 2004
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Clownhouse
I was in Mojoes last night, it was a clownhouse.
Clownhouse by Corey Haimes February 4, 2010
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Clownhouse
A household consisting of eccentric behavior and chaotic drama witch evokes overwhelming embarrassment to people trying to make a half way good impression to others. For example, you try to bring a girl over to have a good time and your recently widowed grandmother who lives in the basement comes up in her purple nightgown with her two little annoying dogs to ask where the dryer sheets are kept, meanwhile dogs start shutting are shitting on the floor while your already balls deep. and it makes for a very awkward situation.
John: Hey man let’s chill at your crib for a bit.
Chris: I don’t know man. Some stripper my dad picked up while drunk is staying with us for awhile, my sisters boyfriend is handcuffed in the basement kicking a heroin addiction and the Sinaloa Cartel is using my crib as a stash house for a bit.
John: Shit man you really live in a clownhouse!
Chris: Tell me about it bro I ain’t even mention the family of illegal Mexican immigrants living in the attic.
Chris: I don’t know man. Some stripper my dad picked up while drunk is staying with us for awhile, my sisters boyfriend is handcuffed in the basement kicking a heroin addiction and the Sinaloa Cartel is using my crib as a stash house for a bit.
John: Shit man you really live in a clownhouse!
Chris: Tell me about it bro I ain’t even mention the family of illegal Mexican immigrants living in the attic.
Clownhouse by Lucanius November 8, 2020
Clownhouse
A household consisting of eccentric behavior and chaotic drama witch evokes overwhelming embarrassment to people trying to make a half way good impression to others. For example, you try to bring a girl over to have a good time and your recently widowed grandmother who lives in the basement comes up in her purple nightgown with her two little annoying dogs to ask where the dryer sheets are kept, meanwhile dogs start shutting are shitting on the floor while your already balls deep. and it makes for a very awkward situation.
John: Hey man let’s chill at your crib for a bit.
Chris: I don’t know man. Some stripper my dad picked up while drunk is staying with us for awhile, my sisters boyfriend is handcuffed in the basement kicking a heroin addiction and the Sinaloa Cartel is using my crib as a stash house for a bit.
John: Shit man you really live in a clownhouse!
Chris: Tell me about it bro I ain’t even mention the family of illegal Mexican immigrants living in the attic.
Chris: I don’t know man. Some stripper my dad picked up while drunk is staying with us for awhile, my sisters boyfriend is handcuffed in the basement kicking a heroin addiction and the Sinaloa Cartel is using my crib as a stash house for a bit.
John: Shit man you really live in a clownhouse!
Chris: Tell me about it bro I ain’t even mention the family of illegal Mexican immigrants living in the attic.
Clownhouse by Lucanius November 8, 2020
Clown House
A house crammed full of Illegal Aliens. Usually they will be in a nice neighborhood so all their oil-leaking cars, and dirty laundry hanging on the bushes and old bicycles will stick out like a sore thumb. People will be living in every nook and cranny. Closets will be turned into bunk beds for the kids, dudes will be sleeping in the garage, families of eight all inside a 10x10 room. Major fire hazard, and a huge drag on property values.
There are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me. I'm calling Code Enforcement.
Clown House by No Amnesty June 20, 2007
Clownosexual
A sexual orientation in which a male is sexually attracted to cake faces and plastic fantastic women. He is repulsed by the sight of a natural woman.
Why do so many people hate on clownosexuals as being superficial and shallow? Some people happen to lose it at the smell of fresh collagen, it is like an aphrodisiac! They have an appreciation of the art behind real life human caricatures Chemical paint and new technology body sculpting is art on humans!
Clownosexual by van.de.la.savane February 26, 2015