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Clownelia 

Clownelia is a swiftie joke it comes from cornelia street. swifties use it when they are clowning to much about taylor swift theories.
girl 1: im so sure Speak now TV will be anounced this friday
girl 2: hun lets not walk clownelia street again
Clownelia by Im_Dorothea April 5, 2023

Clowneying 

The act of faking a sports related injury that would seemingly be minor in order to mask under performance in a given athletic year usually in the context of a college football season.
That defensive end was Clowneying a pinky toe injury because he was unproductive in the first two games of the season.
Clowneying by UrbanTiger October 8, 2013

Class Clownician 

A person so experienced at being class clown that hopelessly unfunny students come to him for advice.
Bob: Dude wanna come to my house?
Jimmy: Nah I have an appointment with my class clownician.
Bob: How much is he asking?
Jimmy: It's 10 bucks an hour, but if you tell a good joke at the end of the session he'll only charge you five.
Bob: But you suck at telling jokes.
Jimmy: I know. For me he usually charges an additional fee.
Class Clownician by aman13 September 30, 2010

clownering 

Bro Chad is a clownering
clownering by Homiers July 3, 2021

Clowneying 

Owning the single game sack record at your rival's stadium.
That guy is really clowneying out there, he has sacked #10 over four times in just this one game.
Clowneying by DabosMom October 10, 2013

clowndingo 

A person who is a clown at the highest level a clown can be
“This dude is a clowndingo”
“Don’t let this dude smoke, he’ll turn into a clowndingo”
“This dude is a clowndingo when he is drunk”
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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