Cloinger

A person with a walrus mustache, that flies expensive kites. Also has problems with bathing, and loves larger women. In rare circumstances their teeth are appearing to rot/glow with a yellow light. Generally believed to guard personal beliefs that black people can't swim, and asians love to do math, and backs them up with "statistics".

Brush your teeth, those things are Cloinger...

by robert the crutch May 21, 2011

clonger

A turd that is too big to flush.

Corey dropped a clonger so huge, he lifted off the ground.

by DavidBowieBowie March 4, 2009

class-5 clinger

a person who has obtained the highest level of cling; one who clings at all costs.

The bitch we met at that party is a class-5 clinger and will not leave me alone.

by Danworth Norris July 4, 2006

Billary Clinger

An individual who is unable or unwilling to acknowledge that Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 Presidential election, according to the explicit, published rules. See: Billary, bitter clinger.

Person 1: "Hillary Clinton is our legitimate President because she won the popular vote!"

Person 2: "Look, we all know you're a Billary Clinger, but that's not how the election works."

by Linoge_WOTC July 1, 2017

Stage 5 Clinger

When you start dating someone and they end up being a total STALKER and CLINGY. They often start slowly and work their way up to letting you know they are a Stage 5 Clinger.
1. They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think 'WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf.
2. Suddenly they begin by asking you "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK!"
"WHERE ARE YOU!"
3. They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you don't break it off early enough.)

"He's acting like a Stage 5 Clinger, One moment he's leaving me alone and then the next moment he's threatening me because I didn't text him back. HELP ME!"

by rawrkitten101 April 1, 2015

Dingle Clinger

A dingle clinger is a dingle berry that is passed from the anus of the receiver to the pubic hair of the giver during/after anal sex.

After passionate sex with his boyfriend, Lance pulled out only to find a dingle clinger remaining in his pubic hair.

by DixieCupDrinker December 15, 2010

Stage Five Clinger

1. A potential romantic and/or sexual interest who quickly reveals him or herself to be too forward and needy. A pursuit that one suddenly realizes one must at once stop pursuing because they have, in turn, become the pursued. Fatal attraction to the extreme, indicated, most often, by excessive communication across various media, simultaneously (texting, email, Facebook, Twitter, postal mail, showing up at your place of work and/or school, phoning you, until you finally reply, and often relentlessly even if/when you do).

2. Also, Stage 5 Clinger. Same meaning as above; a person to whom one is not mutually attracted, at least not near so intensely or desperately. A person who makes inordinate assumptions of commitment and intimacy when in reality there is absolutely none, since both parties have not logically had enough time to commit or get close, nor shall they due to the clinginess.

1. "Bro, the date last night with Cheryl bombed majorly--total Stage Five Clinger. Woke up this morning to 563 texts and the emails are still comin' in...wants me to meet her parents and be her 'first'...."

2. "Ugh. Stage 5 Clinger. 'Nuff said!"

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013