Urban Dictionary: Definitions by DixieCupDrinker

Dirty Breeze

The act of farting bare-assed into an oscillating fan, only to shart during the act, resulting in fecal pollen being scattered throughout the room.

Darryl tried to impress his date by performing a Dirty Breeze. She never called back.

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A dingle clinger is a dingle berry that is passed from the anus of the receiver to the pubic hair of the giver during/after anal sex.

After passionate sex with his boyfriend, Lance pulled out only to find a dingle clinger remaining in his pubic hair.

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The act of shitting in a tanning bed and letting it bake for 15-20 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown.

I was so upset with Tan City that I left a hot pocket in booth #3.

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The act of shitting in an automatic paper shredder, only to have your scrotum get caught in the blades.

Should user encounter a Freddy Krueger, unplug shredder and contact the proper authorities.

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