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clocksucker 

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.
1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
clocksucker by Cody May 6, 2004
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Clocksucker 

A clocksucker is someone who works more hours to make the boss happy but really just wants more money
"Bill came in early AND left late. What a clocksucker."
Clocksucker by Rob Eback August 7, 2007

clocksucker 

The expletive thrown at your alarm clock when you realize you can no longer afford to hit the snooze button.
"Allright you clocksucker I'll get up!"
clocksucker by Linkus Maximus March 23, 2022

Clocksucker 

A person who does not work for their paycheck.
Stop being a clocksucker Chad, and get back to work!
Clocksucker by Lemon Zest October 6, 2022

Clocksucker

A person who wastes your time
I could have taken out some girl who would put out instead of this clocksucker
Clocksucker by Rockalici0us June 11, 2026

Cocksucker blues 

A feeling of sadness and depression, but also anger and irritability among gay men that haven’t sucked cock for a while.
Gabi has the cocksucker blues again. It’s been a wile since he sucked some man meat.
Cocksucker blues by kam75xx December 31, 2017

fucking cocksucker motherfucker 

Famous slur from the film "Usual Suspects"
Give me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucker motherfucker!
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