clocksucker

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.

1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.

by Cody May 6, 2004

Clocksucker

A clocksucker is someone who works more hours to make the boss happy but really just wants more money

"Bill came in early AND left late. What a clocksucker."

by Rob Eback August 7, 2007

clocksucker

The expletive thrown at your alarm clock when you realize you can no longer afford to hit the snooze button.

"Allright you clocksucker I'll get up!"

by Linkus Maximus March 23, 2022

Clocksucker

A person who does not work for their paycheck.

Stop being a clocksucker Chad, and get back to work!

by Lemon Zest October 6, 2022

Cocksucker blues

A feeling of sadness and depression, but also anger and irritability among gay men that haven’t sucked cock for a while.

Gabi has the cocksucker blues again. It’s been a wile since he sucked some man meat.

by kam75xx December 31, 2017

fucking cocksucker motherfucker

Famous slur from the film "Usual Suspects"

Give me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucker motherfucker!

by Loods October 5, 2007

Cocksuckectomy

When a girl uses her vacuum cleaner on your mouth

Elizabeth performed a cocksuckectomy procedure on me, she really sucked the life out of me

by Punkrck1995 May 11, 2021