Urban Dictionary: Definitions by smart_guy_is

Clockblocker

Someone who just keeps getting in the way of clocks.

Why, you broke my Rolex, you clockblocker!

It smells so bad it's as if someone filled a bottle with the worst smell in the world and opened the bottle in your face.

God, Shirley! You smell so stankbottled right now! What the hell kind of perfume do you use?!