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clocksticker

1. (noun) A person who rummages through, takes, or steals items from someone else’s place, often without permission.

2. (verb) To search through or take items from a place, typically in a sneaky, careless, or inconsiderate way.
"Those pesky clockstickers took and ate all the food from my fridge!"
"Wanna go clocksticker all the money from Little Johnny's napsack?"
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cockstacker 

One who stacks cocks, for the purposes of enjoying them one after the other.
"Do you know Ian?" "Yeah. The guy's a total cockstacker."
cockstacker by B Sinclair February 7, 2007

clocksucker 

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.
1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
clocksucker by Cody May 6, 2004

Clocksucker 

A clocksucker is someone who works more hours to make the boss happy but really just wants more money
"Bill came in early AND left late. What a clocksucker."
Clocksucker by Rob Eback August 7, 2007

cockstinker 

A homosexual male who does the recieving, therefore stinking up other people's cocks.
That John sure likes it in the ass, what a cockstinker!
cockstinker by rcr October 15, 2003

Cockstocker 

A man who creeps around the men's room looking for cock.
Man this place is full of cockstockers but he is the creepiest one I've ever seen.
Cockstocker by Voniter September 22, 2016

clocksucker 

The expletive thrown at your alarm clock when you realize you can no longer afford to hit the snooze button.
"Allright you clocksucker I'll get up!"
clocksucker by Linkus Maximus March 23, 2022
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