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clock-watcher 

An escort who constantly checks the time to ensure correct payment.
Client: How much?
Escort: 150 for the first hour, and 100 for every hour after that.
Client: Hmm...
Escort: But don't worry. I'm not a clock-watcher.
clock-watcher by dubledeath March 18, 2009
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Clock-Watcher 

The non-yet legal adults in your school that sit there and watch the clock contently for the last 30 minutes of class.
Boy 1: I can't wait until class is done.
Boy2: K, Clock-Watcher
Clock-Watcher by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

clock watcher 

someone at work or school who pays too much attention to the time
The kid is a total clock watcher.
clock watcher by Light Joker May 21, 2007

clock watcher 

when you watch the clock for the last 15 minutes at work for your shift to end and punch out not 1 minute late!
he would watch all the clocks at work towards the end of his shift, as soon as his 4'oclock work day was done, boom!, punched out and out the door without a minute to spare! he's the best clock watcher in this buisness
clock watcher by russ sharp March 3, 2012

Clock watcher 

A person at work that keeps tabs on when his or her co-workers come in to work, how long of a lunch they take and when they leave work.
Dude 1: "15 minutes late again..."
Dude 2: "What? You talking about me"
Dude 1: "Yeah, you're always 15 minutes late and you leave 10 minutes early too"
Dude 2: "Fucking clock watcher"
Clock watcher by Da Vin Chee January 26, 2010

Clock Watcher 

A person you work with, she is always watching the clock. Obviously, she wants to get the hell outta there, but is a little too obvious!!
Sandy was always clock watcher. She was supposed to be working in the factory, but all she wanted to do to clock watch! She did a shifty job! Ended up getting fired ...
Clock Watcher by A lil batty February 9, 2019

clock watcher 

a person who is bored during sex that they watch the clock to see how long it takes to finish.
"So how's your new girl? "Man I got to ditch this chick as she's a real clock watcher!
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