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Clock-Watcher 

The non-yet legal adults in your school that sit there and watch the clock contently for the last 30 minutes of class.
Boy 1: I can't wait until class is done.
Boy2: K, Clock-Watcher
Clock-Watcher by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

clock watcher 

someone at work or school who pays too much attention to the time
The kid is a total clock watcher.
clock watcher by Light Joker May 21, 2007

clock watcher 

when you watch the clock for the last 15 minutes at work for your shift to end and punch out not 1 minute late!
he would watch all the clocks at work towards the end of his shift, as soon as his 4'oclock work day was done, boom!, punched out and out the door without a minute to spare! he's the best clock watcher in this buisness
clock watcher by russ sharp March 3, 2012

Clock watcher 

A person at work that keeps tabs on when his or her co-workers come in to work, how long of a lunch they take and when they leave work.
Dude 1: "15 minutes late again..."
Dude 2: "What? You talking about me"
Dude 1: "Yeah, you're always 15 minutes late and you leave 10 minutes early too"
Dude 2: "Fucking clock watcher"
Clock watcher by Da Vin Chee January 26, 2010

Clock Watcher 

A person you work with, she is always watching the clock. Obviously, she wants to get the hell outta there, but is a little too obvious!!
Sandy was always clock watcher. She was supposed to be working in the factory, but all she wanted to do to clock watch! She did a shifty job! Ended up getting fired ...
Clock Watcher by A lil batty February 9, 2019

clock watcher 

a person who is bored during sex that they watch the clock to see how long it takes to finish.
"So how's your new girl? "Man I got to ditch this chick as she's a real clock watcher!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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