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Clock-Blocked 

When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock
Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?

Minette: *scoffs, walks away*

Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!
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clock-blocked 

When a coworker or other issue stops you from leaving work on time. Compareable to cock-block.
I had plenty to do tonight, but I got clock-blocked at the copy machine and left later than a motha-fucka, son-bitch.
clock-blocked by bizzk October 17, 2008

Clock-Blocked 

When you are perfectly aware that something is hindering your direct vision of a clock in your house, such as dirty dishes blocking a stove clock, or leftover time on a Microwave oven from an unfinished cooking session. Something that you could easily clear and view the time, but you are too lazy to do so.
Friend: Dude, what time is it?"
Me: "I don't know, there's still ten seconds on the microwave from when I cooked popcorn, If you want to know, go clear it.."
Friend: "Your house Clock-Blocked me just now...
Clock-Blocked by Reverend Joseph August 4, 2012

Clock Blocked 

When you are in the middle of sexual relations and your alarm goes off and you have to stop what you are doing to try and shut it off. This is only made worse when you think that you turned it off but you hit the snooze button instead and several minutes later it goes off again, thus interrupting your sexual liaison AGAIN. At this point, the alarm clock is usually either unplugged or just thrown across the room.
Bob: "Dude, last night I was getting it on with Jo when the alarm clock went off for no reason. I had to stop what I was doing and try to shut it off."

Andy: "Man, it sounds like you got 'Clock Blocked'
Clock Blocked by What About Bob January 22, 2013

clock blocked 

when you can't get to a web page because your computer or mobile phone is too slow or has a poor connection and all you get is a spinning clock.
I needed to look up the restaurant's phone number but I was in a dead zone and I got clock blocked every time I Googled it.
clock blocked by RobynG November 16, 2010

clock blocked 

When you can't see the time on the bedside clock because objects are blocking it from view.
Move your tissue boxes somewhere else - I keep getting clock blocked!
clock blocked by clockblocker April 18, 2010

Clock Blocked 

When the Ps3 gives an Error code due to misconceptions of how leap year works, thus preventing you from playing your games.
"Dude, did you get to play Heavy Rain last night?" "No!, I got clock blocked by my PS3!"
Clock Blocked by Doberman112 March 1, 2010
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