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clitocracy 

1.A form of government whose ethics and practices are formulated and carried out by those with a clitoris(see: woman)
2.A coup d'etat of men by women
3.Wonder woman, princess of the amazons.
Wow look at this neighborhood it's a virtual clitocracy, if we weren't lame as donkeys this would be our lucky day.
clitocracy by Andrew Kuhl August 8, 2005
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clitocracy 

What will replace the United States' democratic form of government should Hillary Clinton win the 2008 presidential election
In our clitocracy, members of Congress, men as well as women, are required to have hot flashes and/or PMS at least once a month.
clitocracy by Larry U April 21, 2008

Clitocracy 

Cult epidemic originated from dark tropical parts of the seas. Voiced for the first time in Berlin with known architect Sina Irat & superstar Enana the Queeng . It was said to be swallowed by deep blue seas turned hurricane
This is not a Clitocracy anymore, my queengdom is limitless.

In Rick & Marty it is said the most rebellious sea creature
Clitocracy by Lecursor January 13, 2023

Cleptocracy 

A type of government in which corruption is widespread. The corruption is so strong that society accepts it as a part of normality, reacting with suspicion when some public worker or politician doesn't embezzle something.
Gosh, that mayor actually used the city's money to build stuff for the city. Something's not right here. That's a disrespect to our cleptocracy!

dafuq just happened, those people were convicted for corruption? Is that a crime, really?! That's absurd, i thought we were living in a cleptocracy here!
Cleptocracy by dignusplz January 16, 2013

Elitocracy 

Elitocracy :Rule by egotists who have no qualifications for governing, but who have power to misinform through the media that they control, whether as newspapers, television, films or the Internet, using money that has been expropriated from tax-payers or monopolies and oligopolies. Often those who are regarded as 'celebrities' are members of the elitocracy because there are millions of people who admire them in some capacity other than the capacity to govern or inform truthfully. The elitocracy usually has a goal to destroy Western culture, through climate alarmism, globalisation, multiculturalism, homosexual marriage and attacks on Christianity. The elitocracy has fabricated thought crimes such as racism, homophobia and climate scepticism. The elitocracy claims the right to free speech for the views it disseminates even though there is little factual basis for them; however, it denies free speech to those with views that contradict theirs even though their opponents, at whom they sneer and describe as deplorable, have facts to support their claims.
Under the rule of the elitocracy the deplorables were taken by train to work in labour camps until they were worn out, and herded into gas chambers where they died.
Elitocracy by GregDeane September 21, 2016

crimocracy 

A combination or acceptance of a governing party or relationship with the institutions as a fundamental datum, based on mafia style such as having a form of justice of its own and uses murder as a punishment and not as a crime.
I'd stay out of Russia or any other FSR (Former Soviet Republic) because their government is a crimocracy.
crimocracy by Mattman85208 December 10, 2008

cuntocracy 

A democracy with cunts being the majority
What used to be a democracy that worked well enough to become a world power is now a cuntocracy that is on the skids heading for the bottom.
cuntocracy by Gringoy September 17, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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