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clitocracy 

What will replace the United States' democratic form of government should Hillary Clinton win the 2008 presidential election
In our clitocracy, members of Congress, men as well as women, are required to have hot flashes and/or PMS at least once a month.
clitocracy by Larry U April 21, 2008

Clitocracy 

Cult epidemic originated from dark tropical parts of the seas. Voiced for the first time in Berlin with known architect Sina Irat & superstar Enana the Queeng . It was said to be swallowed by deep blue seas turned hurricane
This is not a Clitocracy anymore, my queengdom is limitless.

In Rick & Marty it is said the most rebellious sea creature
Clitocracy by Lecursor January 13, 2023

Cleptocracy 

A type of government in which corruption is widespread. The corruption is so strong that society accepts it as a part of normality, reacting with suspicion when some public worker or politician doesn't embezzle something.
Gosh, that mayor actually used the city's money to build stuff for the city. Something's not right here. That's a disrespect to our cleptocracy!

dafuq just happened, those people were convicted for corruption? Is that a crime, really?! That's absurd, i thought we were living in a cleptocracy here!
Cleptocracy by dignusplz January 16, 2013

Elitocracy 

Elitocracy :Rule by egotists who have no qualifications for governing, but who have power to misinform through the media that they control, whether as newspapers, television, films or the Internet, using money that has been expropriated from tax-payers or monopolies and oligopolies. Often those who are regarded as 'celebrities' are members of the elitocracy because there are millions of people who admire them in some capacity other than the capacity to govern or inform truthfully. The elitocracy usually has a goal to destroy Western culture, through climate alarmism, globalisation, multiculturalism, homosexual marriage and attacks on Christianity. The elitocracy has fabricated thought crimes such as racism, homophobia and climate scepticism. The elitocracy claims the right to free speech for the views it disseminates even though there is little factual basis for them; however, it denies free speech to those with views that contradict theirs even though their opponents, at whom they sneer and describe as deplorable, have facts to support their claims.
Under the rule of the elitocracy the deplorables were taken by train to work in labour camps until they were worn out, and herded into gas chambers where they died.
Elitocracy by GregDeane September 21, 2016

crimocracy 

A combination or acceptance of a governing party or relationship with the institutions as a fundamental datum, based on mafia style such as having a form of justice of its own and uses murder as a punishment and not as a crime.
I'd stay out of Russia or any other FSR (Former Soviet Republic) because their government is a crimocracy.
crimocracy by Mattman85208 December 10, 2008

cuntocracy 

A democracy with cunts being the majority
What used to be a democracy that worked well enough to become a world power is now a cuntocracy that is on the skids heading for the bottom.
cuntocracy by Gringoy September 17, 2007
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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