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Elitocracy 

Elitocracy :Rule by egotists who have no qualifications for governing, but who have power to misinform through the media that they control, whether as newspapers, television, films or the Internet, using money that has been expropriated from tax-payers or monopolies and oligopolies. Often those who are regarded as 'celebrities' are members of the elitocracy because there are millions of people who admire them in some capacity other than the capacity to govern or inform truthfully. The elitocracy usually has a goal to destroy Western culture, through climate alarmism, globalisation, multiculturalism, homosexual marriage and attacks on Christianity. The elitocracy has fabricated thought crimes such as racism, homophobia and climate scepticism. The elitocracy claims the right to free speech for the views it disseminates even though there is little factual basis for them; however, it denies free speech to those with views that contradict theirs even though their opponents, at whom they sneer and describe as deplorable, have facts to support their claims.
Under the rule of the elitocracy the deplorables were taken by train to work in labour camps until they were worn out, and herded into gas chambers where they died.
Elitocracy by GregDeane September 21, 2016
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Eristocracy 

The class or political system defined by Discordianism. Mentioned in the Principia Discordia.
Glory be to the Eristocracy!
Hail Eris.
Eristocracy by EPM3 February 25, 2019

clitocracy 

1.A form of government whose ethics and practices are formulated and carried out by those with a clitoris(see: woman)
2.A coup d'etat of men by women
3.Wonder woman, princess of the amazons.
Wow look at this neighborhood it's a virtual clitocracy, if we weren't lame as donkeys this would be our lucky day.
clitocracy by Andrew Kuhl August 8, 2005

Elisocray 

Doc:I'm sorry to say this, but you have elisocray pacient:Damn you YouTube

Elisocray 

A gay youtuber that uploads sh*t content
Also a word used to describe a bad guy
"Ughh your so Elisocray"
Elisocray by NoyashineZ October 11, 2019

clitocracy 

What will replace the United States' democratic form of government should Hillary Clinton win the 2008 presidential election
In our clitocracy, members of Congress, men as well as women, are required to have hot flashes and/or PMS at least once a month.
clitocracy by Larry U April 21, 2008

Clitocracy 

Cult epidemic originated from dark tropical parts of the seas. Voiced for the first time in Berlin with known architect Sina Irat & superstar Enana the Queeng . It was said to be swallowed by deep blue seas turned hurricane
This is not a Clitocracy anymore, my queengdom is limitless.

In Rick & Marty it is said the most rebellious sea creature
Clitocracy by Lecursor January 13, 2023
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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