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crapocracy 

Anything that is so full of crap that it ceases to function normally.
The corporation I work for is a crapocracy.
crapocracy by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

Chumocracy 

A political system, enabling people in positions of power to gain such positions from their friendships with other people in positions of power (their chums).
Ian Botham being offered a peerage is only further evidence democracy is dead and we are increasingly living in a chumocracy.
Chumocracy by Mr B 2.0 July 18, 2020

clitocracy 

1.A form of government whose ethics and practices are formulated and carried out by those with a clitoris(see: woman)
2.A coup d'etat of men by women
3.Wonder woman, princess of the amazons.
Wow look at this neighborhood it's a virtual clitocracy, if we weren't lame as donkeys this would be our lucky day.
clitocracy by Andrew Kuhl August 8, 2005

clitocracy 

What will replace the United States' democratic form of government should Hillary Clinton win the 2008 presidential election
In our clitocracy, members of Congress, men as well as women, are required to have hot flashes and/or PMS at least once a month.
clitocracy by Larry U April 21, 2008
A political ideology where there are more than one communist parties in a single state, and the people elect which dictator they want for a period of time. Origin: a portmanteau of communism and democracy.
A: I really like the Worker's Party Number 47.
B: Yeah, but I'm not going to elect them because the rate of pay they're offering is only $9.76 an hour. Worker's Party Number 12 are offering $11.22 an hour and only minimal cover-ups and media censorship.
A: Ah, this is comocracy in action!

Clitocracy 

Cult epidemic originated from dark tropical parts of the seas. Voiced for the first time in Berlin with known architect Sina Irat & superstar Enana the Queeng . It was said to be swallowed by deep blue seas turned hurricane
This is not a Clitocracy anymore, my queengdom is limitless.

In Rick & Marty it is said the most rebellious sea creature
Clitocracy by Lecursor January 13, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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