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Cuntocracy 

Bureaucracy gone to a completely new cunty level.
"Alex, those visually impaired fuckers have complained about the size of writing on train signs so railtrack have taken 28 trains off the track"
"Oh my god Rob, what an excellent example of cuntocracy!"

Censocracy 

Form of government which controls the citizens entirely by censorship. Applies to certain infamous countries in the world.
Man! I despise the fact that Google has been placed behind the Great Firewall. F*cking censocracy!!!
Censocracy by TurkoDutchy September 27, 2011

clitocracy 

1.A form of government whose ethics and practices are formulated and carried out by those with a clitoris(see: woman)
2.A coup d'etat of men by women
3.Wonder woman, princess of the amazons.
Wow look at this neighborhood it's a virtual clitocracy, if we weren't lame as donkeys this would be our lucky day.
clitocracy by Andrew Kuhl August 8, 2005

Cutocracy 

A type of rule where the cuteness of the ruler bosses over the ruled folk. Simply put, an autocracy of a cute person. Such a rule is often seen among girls and boys where girls try and play the role of a cutocrat.
Laav makes me adhere to everything she says: she's running a cutocracy.

Cuckocracy 

Describing an organisation that only promotes or allows feminazis and cucks in management positions. E.g. Civil Service.
Why do we need diversity training when this place couldn't be more of a cuckocracy?
Cuckocracy by Spinflight June 12, 2018

Cuntcrackër 

An 18 year old girl, usually short, who is afraid masks, tattoo shops, and her own house at night.
The little girl who lives in toledo is a cuntcrackër.
Cuntcrackër by The angelic butterfly September 15, 2013
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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