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Clitastrophe 

Noun

-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.

Such as, but not limited to;

1. Not finding the clitorus

2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.

3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock

4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.
"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.
Clitastrophe by rapunzabel June 11, 2017
Related Words
Someone that doesn't know how to pleasure a woman very well because they can't work the clitoris properly. (CLIToris + idIOT).
Clyde tried to make Bonnie come, but he was such a clitiot that he couldn't get her off.
Clitiot by Jeff D September 2, 2005

Clitster 

Origin-North America
Definition-Somebody who has a crazy fetish for clits.
Pronunciation-Clit-ster
Dan: Man i love sex i can't wait to get some. i watch porn everyday!

Nick: Dan you are such a clitster.
Clitster by Buscaglia June 23, 2009

Clitasty 

Something that is extremely enjoyable and unexpectedly pleasant, such as a tasty clit
Man, that guacamole was clitasty!
Clitasty by Brazilian Girls July 13, 2010

Clitastrophe 

When the pleasuring of the clitoris goes horribly, horribly wrong.
my date was going well, but back at his place it turned into a total clitastrophe
Clitastrophe by clar February 6, 2005

Clitastrophe 

Girl:THIS IS A BIG CLITASTROPHE

Boy:SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Clitastrophe by Dhwhite99 October 18, 2019