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clitastic

a studly guy; turns your clit on
Girl 1: That guy Scott is dreamy!

Girl 2: Yeah, he is totally clitastic!
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Litastical

An adjective that means something to be wicked awesome and fantastic all at the same time
That party was litastical with all of that diet coke.
by Litastical21 July 20, 2016
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centastic

A fantastic centaur, referring to something as fantastic while being a centaur centaur
Damn, look at his centastic gallop.
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clitsicle

A term given to a female who sports a miniskirt in zero degree weather.
Those sorority girls over there in the uggs and northface jackets with the mini skirts are clitsicles.
by nwg5004 February 23, 2011
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Cloptastic

Used to describe a picture or fan fiction that is so arousing that it makes you want to clop.
Did you read Cupcakes?
Yeah I'm into bondage so it was pretty cloptastic.
by Plud April 19, 2012
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Cuntastic Voyage

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"
Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"
by FFR09 December 2, 2009
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Clitastrophe

Noun

-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.

Such as, but not limited to;

1. Not finding the clitorus

2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.

3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock

4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.
"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.
by rapunzabel June 11, 2017
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