Clitasty
Clitasty by Brazilian Girls July 13, 2010
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Clitastrophe
Noun
-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.
Such as, but not limited to;
1. Not finding the clitorus
2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.
3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock
4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.
-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.
Such as, but not limited to;
1. Not finding the clitorus
2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.
3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock
4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.
"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.
Clitastrophe by rapunzabel June 11, 2017
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GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.
BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?
GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.
BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!
EX. 2
<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>
GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!
GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!
BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?
GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.
BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!
EX. 2
<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>
GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!
GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!
Clitastrophe by joecuervo March 21, 2004
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clitastic by seanlikescockinhisanusforever May 29, 2010
Clitastrophy
A catastrophe caused by girl creating a problem where the guy takes the blame. It generaly leave the guy flabergastered.
Example 1:
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.
Example 2:
Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.
OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.
Example 2:
Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.
OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!
Clitastrophy by Headbomb March 21, 2004
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