Urban Dictionary: Definitions by clar

Carp

Instead of being a rude hoe and using the word crap you can use the alternatice carp.

Carp by Clar February 20, 2017

A very unsexy male. The male version of an anti-boner.

He's not sexy. He's like the anti-lubricator. He makes my vag as dry as a crouton.

anti-lubricator by Clar February 4, 2014

When the pleasuring of the clitoris goes horribly, horribly wrong.

my date was going well, but back at his place it turned into a total clitastrophe

Clitastrophe by clar February 6, 2005