Carp

Instead of being a rude hoe and using the word crap you can use the alternatice carp.

Everyone: WHAT THE CARP

by Clar February 20, 2017

Clitastrophe

When the pleasuring of the clitoris goes horribly, horribly wrong.

my date was going well, but back at his place it turned into a total clitastrophe

by clar February 06, 2005

anti-lubricator

A very unsexy male. The male version of an anti-boner.

He's not sexy. He's like the anti-lubricator. He makes my vag as dry as a crouton.

by Clar February 04, 2014