Cleptard

A person that steals over and over and gets caught and doesn't care just for a free meal in the slammer!

Chris you ended up in jail on Christmas eve you cleptard!

by christierose June 09, 2009

cleptard

someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent

the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"

the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.

by somdeluxe December 16, 2010