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Cleptard
A person that steals over and over and gets caught and doesn't care just for a free meal in the slammer!
Cleptard by christierose June 9, 2009
Claptard
British slang
Someone who (during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020) clapped loudly every Thursday night at 8pm but did not actually do anything to support the NHS.
Also, typically a staunch supporter of the political party which consistently made cuts to the NHS, resulting in its underfunding and inability to properly protect its staff with the appropriate equipment.
Someone who (during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020) clapped loudly every Thursday night at 8pm but did not actually do anything to support the NHS.
Also, typically a staunch supporter of the political party which consistently made cuts to the NHS, resulting in its underfunding and inability to properly protect its staff with the appropriate equipment.
My neighbours are a bunch of Tory claptards.
George didn't donate to the NHS PPE crowdfunder. He's such a claptard.
George didn't donate to the NHS PPE crowdfunder. He's such a claptard.
Claptard by batmans_arse April 17, 2020
Clemtard
Someone residing in the small tatertown village of Clemson, South Carolina. Clemtards are generally illiterate and mostly toothless. They prefer to wear puke orange clothing and are attracted to farm animals. Their favorite activities include cow tiping, and getting slapped on the ass with a rubber chicken. Clemtards often congregate in packs on fall saturdays. They hoot and hollar but usually disperse dissapointed when the booze wears off. Most Clemtards like worthless rocks and are mezmorized with shiny objects. They are easily fooled and are often the butt of jokes. Clemtards often worship the Dabo. A Dabo is a labotomized clemtard.
Look at Billy, he's mounting them sheeps again. What a clemtard.
Willie is such a Clemtard. He traded his wifes wedding ring for 3 taters.
Willie is such a Clemtard. He traded his wifes wedding ring for 3 taters.
Clemtard by Cox McGillicutty May 25, 2012
Cletard
A redneck retard. So called after Cletus Delroy Spuckler, the slack-jawed yokel in the Simpsons TV show.
Jesus, you dropped it again, you Cletard.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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