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clippard 

Usually a last. Signifies athleticness. Usually very cute. Very Sexy. Always up for a late night out
Eric Clippard is Athletic
clippard by Tanner Clippard May 8, 2018
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The opposite of a cougar. A young person who is sexually interested in an older person.
"Are you really dating that guy? He's like 15 years older than you... You're such a clepard
Clepard by Gavin456b February 10, 2020

Clappardly

The state of being high as hell after smoking copious amounts of weed.
Bob: "Let's watch Rick and Morty"
Frank: "Let's get clappardly beforehand"
Clappardly by Queso_Uwe February 22, 2022

cleptard 

someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent

the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"
the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.
cleptard by somdeluxe December 16, 2010

Cleptard 

A person that steals over and over and gets caught and doesn't care just for a free meal in the slammer!
Chris you ended up in jail on Christmas eve you cleptard!
Cleptard by christierose June 9, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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