cleptard

someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent

the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"

the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.

by somdeluxe December 16, 2010

Cleptard

A person that steals over and over and gets caught and doesn't care just for a free meal in the slammer!

Chris you ended up in jail on Christmas eve you cleptard!

by christierose June 9, 2009