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Creetard 

Wow that group in the welfare line sure are Creetards.
Creetard by claytonmagnet1234 October 18, 2011
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Clemtard 

Someone residing in the small tatertown village of Clemson, South Carolina. Clemtards are generally illiterate and mostly toothless. They prefer to wear puke orange clothing and are attracted to farm animals. Their favorite activities include cow tiping, and getting slapped on the ass with a rubber chicken. Clemtards often congregate in packs on fall saturdays. They hoot and hollar but usually disperse dissapointed when the booze wears off. Most Clemtards like worthless rocks and are mezmorized with shiny objects. They are easily fooled and are often the butt of jokes. Clemtards often worship the Dabo. A Dabo is a labotomized clemtard.
Look at Billy, he's mounting them sheeps again. What a clemtard.

Willie is such a Clemtard. He traded his wifes wedding ring for 3 taters.
Clemtard by Cox McGillicutty May 25, 2012
A redneck retard. So called after Cletus Delroy Spuckler, the slack-jawed yokel in the Simpsons TV show.
Jesus, you dropped it again, you Cletard.
Cletard by Rossababy February 4, 2009

cleptard 

someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent

the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"
the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.
cleptard by somdeluxe December 16, 2010

Creetard 

Another word for a person who listens to the band Creed
Example 1:
Boy 1: Hey dude did you hear the latest Creed album?
Boy 2: No dude, what do you think I am a Creetard.

Example 2:
Girl:Did you hear that she listens to Creed?
Boy:Yeah she is what we call a Creetard
Creetard by moose1618 July 19, 2012
When the only plausible explanation for someone saying or doing something incredibly stupid is that their head must be filled with Cheetos snacks.
If Dean tells another pointless story during the staff meeting, I'm going to blow my brains out. That guy is so cheetarded.
cheetard by Captain Peepers October 14, 2005