Cletard
A redneck retard. So called after Cletus Delroy Spuckler, the slack-jawed yokel in the Simpsons TV show.
Jesus, you dropped it again, you Cletard.
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Chetard
Middle Class teenage "rebels" that wear a t-shirt of someone they don't know; that Che would have shot in two seconds.
Chetard by asikjbdhgfuhu May 16, 2010
Clitarded
Clitarded by Brasshouse January 13, 2020
CELtard
Someone who's so god damn retarded that they believe that anyone other than Alex Mashinsky was responsible for the implosion of the Celsius Network crypto ponzi scam. Their favorite conspiracy theories are that Celsius shareholder/creditor Simon Dixon or FTX/Sam Bankman-Fried did it. 🤡🚫🧠
CELtards are such morons that they actually BELIEVE that CEL tokens have intrinsic value even though the company is now defunct.
CELtard by Not_Otis_Davis 🍋🗜️💩💰 September 24, 2023
cetards
Retarded or gay fans of john cena,Who think cena can wrestle but in reality he can't wrestle for shit.Usually cena fans r retarded 5 yr olds, gays OR girls.
5 yr old- Dad ,lets go and watch wwe ,I want 2 see cena wrestle.
dad- watch cena wrestle???? u must b kiddin he barely does 5 moves and U call that wrestling, don't b a cetard, son. I hate
cetards.
dad- watch cena wrestle???? u must b kiddin he barely does 5 moves and U call that wrestling, don't b a cetard, son. I hate
cetards.
cetards by CFCWWEISMYLIFE. March 18, 2008
Cretard
Any creationist who displays an immense amount of ignorance and retardedness while arguing in favour of their religion. In other words, any creationist who argues in favour of religion.
VenomFangX: Evolutionists believe that we came from dirty apes. Well I have one thing to say about that: Wanna bananna? Huh? Do ya? Do you want the bananna?
Any smart person: Dude, you are such a cretard.
Any smart person: Dude, you are such a cretard.
Cretard by AeroCooper December 25, 2007
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