Claytonism
"Luke, ya know what you lack in looks, intelligence, personality, and charm you make up for with wit."- Claytonism
Claytonism by Rev. Luke Husby May 30, 2006
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Claytonism
Claytonism by Cryogenics January 12, 2009
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claytonism • Claptonism • claytonistic • claytonizm • Clayton Smith • clintonism • Cliftonism • Crayonism • claytheism • Claytonite
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claytonism by t-bear October 7, 2003
Claptonism
Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".
"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"
Claptonism by Pope of the Claptonist Church March 14, 2009
Clintonism
A comment, lie, or activity by Bill Clinton, reflecting on his legendary and pathological dishonesty, serial sexual predation, or general ignorance.
Clintonism
"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
"depending on what the meaning of 'is' is"
"I promise to cut your taxes."
"I did not dodge the draft."
"I never inhaled."
"I never exposed my extremely small erection to Paula Jones and asked her to 'kiss it'."
"I did not have an 11 year affair with Gennifer Flowers."
"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
"depending on what the meaning of 'is' is"
"I promise to cut your taxes."
"I did not dodge the draft."
"I never inhaled."
"I never exposed my extremely small erection to Paula Jones and asked her to 'kiss it'."
"I did not have an 11 year affair with Gennifer Flowers."
Clintonism by DontHateThisConservative March 13, 2009
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