Claytonism
"Luke, ya know what you lack in looks, intelligence, personality, and charm you make up for with wit."- Claytonism
Claytonism by Rev. Luke Husby May 30, 2006
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Claytonism
Claytonism by Cryogenics January 12, 2009
Related Words
claytonism • Claptonism • claytonistic • claytonizm • Clayton Smith • clintonism • Cliftonism • Crayonism • claytheism • Claytonite
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claytonism by t-bear October 7, 2003
Claptonism
Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".
"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"
Claptonism by Pope of the Claptonist Church March 14, 2009
Clintonism
A comment, lie, or activity by Bill Clinton, reflecting on his legendary and pathological dishonesty, serial sexual predation, or general ignorance.
Clintonism
"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
"depending on what the meaning of 'is' is"
"I promise to cut your taxes."
"I did not dodge the draft."
"I never inhaled."
"I never exposed my extremely small erection to Paula Jones and asked her to 'kiss it'."
"I did not have an 11 year affair with Gennifer Flowers."
"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
"depending on what the meaning of 'is' is"
"I promise to cut your taxes."
"I did not dodge the draft."
"I never inhaled."
"I never exposed my extremely small erection to Paula Jones and asked her to 'kiss it'."
"I did not have an 11 year affair with Gennifer Flowers."
Clintonism by DontHateThisConservative March 13, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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