Cliftonites 

A Cliftonite is a native from the middle class area of Bristol. A Cliftonite is normally someone who refuses to leave the area of Clifton and venture into the City of Bristol. They are normally wealthy and look down upon other lower class Bristolians.

The Cliftonites were reluctant to leave Clifton

Cliftonites by Dr Wordsmith August 18, 2010

clintonitis 

The disease you must have to support Hillary Clinton.

"How the hell could you support Hillary Clinton? She wants to pull out of Iraq without even cleaning up our mess."

"Dawwh.. I got dis ting, clintonitis."

clintonitis by ryanmeebs February 18, 2008

Cliftonite 

A person from Cliftonville Road, Belfast. Not known by elder generations and is normally only used by teenagers of the area. Most Notably, "The Cliftonville Wolfpack" who run the place.

Cliftonites Unite!

Cliftonite by totefofo October 21, 2010

Cliftonize

1. To completely and utterly destroy or dismember something. This is usually done out of childish rage or during a temper tantrum.
2. To talk a big game and give the appearance of a V.I.P. Only to then follow it up with pathetic results.

1. Brett: "Seriously man, I just Cliftonized that Weed-Whacker for the hell of it."
Kenny: It shouldn't have been talkin' all that smack. It got what it deserved.
2. Clifton: I'm gonna give that chunky dinner whore the ride of her life.
Brett: You better load up on Viagra or she will just feel Cliftonized like all other pathetic supposed hotties that laughed when you couldn't get it up.
Clifton: Shut up you Gay Douche Bag, she showed me her thong, she wants it. Cool Beans.
Brett: Shut the F*** up, you're such an ass clown. You'd better ask her how much she charges before you get so excited. Make sure you inquire about the minutes package. Those last 57 minutes of the hour will be quite ackward for both of you.

Cliftonize by Junk-in-the-Trunk February 26, 2008

Cliftonite 

A person from Clifton in Nottingham, England. Who is unable to speak with any form of articulation or prose.

One who is doomed to work a menial job in chicken plucking all their life, if they choose to get a job at all.

John Doe is a real Cliftonite, he speaks with a full-on potty mouth whilst in the job centre signing on.

Cliftonite by NottsLad April 8, 2009

Clintonitis 

The political act of using someone's private sexual life for gain. Based on Clinton-Lewinsky scandal of late 1990s.

She caught a case of clintonitis because of the whole incident with the boss.

Clintonitis by azwonks October 24, 2016

Clintonitus

A mental condition where you blame everyone and everything but yourself when you fuck up.

Dude #1: "They fired John today for stealing some cash out of the register."
Dude #2: "Yeah. I heard he tried to blame his dog for it. The boy definitely has a bad case of Clintonitus."

Clintonitus by Mister 1derful June 30, 2018