To be in a class so boring that you take your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand and reach into your pants pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.
Matt: Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time.
Nadsack: Me too. Classturbation helps with my tourettes.
Nadsack: Me too. Classturbation helps with my tourettes.
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To be so bored during a class that you secretly reach your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand into your pant pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.
Matt: "Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time."
Nadsack: "Me too, classturbation helps with my tourette's."
Nadsack: "Me too, classturbation helps with my tourette's."
by Dustin Englhart March 21, 2009
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2) a class which teaches you nothing and serves no scholastic goal.
2) a class which teaches you nothing and serves no scholastic goal.
by the moody booze August 3, 2008
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John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by derpymuffins June 18, 2014
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Twiggy: Yo, did you see Aubrey classterbating in Chemistry?
Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.
Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.
by Twiggy Lanky Man April 10, 2008
Get the classterbating mug.Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
by neilsonz January 27, 2009
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