classturbating

When you sit in class and caress you dick until you ejaculate all inside your school pants. You are addicted to masturbating and you can't go a class period without jacking off. You usually don't realize that everyone is watching you and making fun of your addiction

Dude, I totally saw that kid Brendan classturbating in Spanish the other day. He got up and there was jizz all over his pants!

classturbating by JuicyAzz SparkleTitz December 17, 2008

classturbating

the incessant referral to how classy one is. masturbating your own ego about being a really classy person. verbally jacking yourself off because everyone else probably thinks you're a real horse's ass. read: the opposite of classy or having class.

"why does she keep talking about how she's the classy one in this feud"

"she's just classturbating. she's a chronic classturbator".

classturbating by yeahbuddyyeah July 8, 2011

classturbating

when you are super horny in school and you have to beat the meat.

jimmy! stop classturbating back there and pay attension!

classturbating by kshizlle014 November 9, 2009

classterbating 

Classterbation: The art of girls crossing their thighs over their pussy and flexing their thigh muscles, which scrapes their jeans over their clit.

Twiggy: Yo, did you see Aubrey classterbating in Chemistry?

Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.

classterbating by Twiggy Lanky Man April 10, 2008

Crasturbating 

Crying whilst masturbating. Mostly over departed girlfriends.

Kevins crasturbating over Katie.

Crasturbating by Philadagonymitchyslickkrondon October 5, 2008

Crapsturbating 

The act of masturbating while taking a crap.

I ate mexican food, then watched some dirty movies and spent the whole day crapsturbating.

Crapsturbating by HardShralpingWy February 28, 2011

Glassturbating

The act of stroking your glass in a masturbatory fashion, often done subconciously. Can be done with a mug, cup or tankard also.

"Dude, stop glassturbating, it's making me uncomfortable!"

"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."

"...You're doing it again!"

Glassturbating by Jawful October 25, 2011