Cassturbation

1).The art of mastubation over a girl named Cass.
2). No meaning at all.

"Mmm, Cass was great in bed last night."
"j00 s3r10us? I C4ssturb4t3d"
"You really are a loser, aren't you?"
"Ys3"

by Eight Legged Freak March 2, 2004

Bassturbation

Putting ones scrote on a large bass speaking whilst listening to a remix of any Adele song until you ejaculate.

Last night I bassturbated so hard it measured 9.7 on the richter scale.

Gerald - 'Last night, i had to bury my pet dog Gravel'
The Boss - 'What happened, Gezza?'
Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
The Boss - 'I lost my infant to that, no wait.... i stabbed him in the face, never mind'

by TWC.TV March 16, 2017

crassturbation

The act of masturbating at an extremely inappropriate time, with little respect for the feelings of others in the vicinity

John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by derpymuffins June 18, 2014

assturbation

To pleasure the anal cavity of oneself with the intent of sexual gratification.

I really wanted to go down on her last night, but when I got home she was in the middle of an assturbation session to the new Justin Timberlake video.

by decamel August 28, 2013

camasturbation

Another way\term to say "camsex", which is defined as:
"The explicit depiction of live or recorded sexual subject matter via cam or camera with the sole intention of sexually exciting the viewer(s) and/or one self.

Any type of cam can be used with webcams connected to computers or mobile cams in mobile phones as the most popular cams."

Or: Hey ellie, wanna have camasturbation?
Ellie: sure do, do you have a cam ready?

by or\ellie :D March 27, 2010

Casturbation

Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.

Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option

by neilsonz January 27, 2009

Cashturbation

The act of demonstrating one's own wealth for the sake of ego masturbation.

Joey's purchase of two fully grown pandas was just another part of his endless cashturbation.

by greenknight04 December 20, 2009