Clarafy 

Used instead of "Clarify" by people who are obsessed with Jenna Coleman's character in Doctor Who, Clara Oswald.

I really like Clara Oswald, LIKE REALLY LIKE HER.
Can you please clarafy?

Clarafy by MarkRektedYou2 May 7, 2017

Clarafairian 

A clarafairian is called Claire. They are unique and special to our species. Their traits are that they are happiest in summer and they socially hibernate in winter.

She is a Clarafairian, that is why i love her!

Clarafairian by Clairelovestom February 14, 2009

Clarafication 

"Clarafication is a process an individual goes through to channel his/her inner Clara"

Example : Man, you are so dry you need to go through clarafication

Clarafication by SHASHIHOE January 7, 2022

Thanks for clarifying 

Response from office worker after manager has explained a simple procedure for the 8th time, the last time using graphic displays out of desperation because said worker must be mentally incapacitated to have not understood what was required on the first try.

(upon 8th explanation of simple procedure)
Anita (employee): Thanks for clarifying
Michelle (boss) : Oy. The dreaded "thank you for clarifying," defined as explaining something for the 100th time when you should have understood it the first time. How do you even get yourself dressed in the morning? (and then out loud I said: You're welcome. )

Thanks for clarifying by pr maven August 4, 2010

clarifying proposal 

'clarifying proposal' or 'defining resolution' or 'defining proposal' is a summary that is also used to reveal an underlying problem to an obfuscating author such as a conman without giving away awareness (by the victim) of the conman's scam.

I am an agent with a buyer who wishes to buy your property but we wish to carry out due diligence first so we offer a deposit whilst conveyancers are engaged. The con is that the agent takes a commission from the conveyancer then the purchase falls through. The seller does not wish to reveal their suspicion of the con so offers a 'clarifying proposal' being: instead of a deposit let the buyer pay all the seller's conveyancer fees.

clarifying proposal by VapourTrail May 6, 2021

Clarify 

To clarify is to completely shut down everything someone just said.

Person one- " I like snow cones, it's like flavored snow"
Person two- " Just to clarify, it's actually chopped ice, not snow.. Therefore it should be called ice cones

Clarify by A girl has no name! June 13, 2019

clarafication 

A better understanding of something regarding da black-and-white bovine member of da "Farm Friends" kiddie-book series.

Just for clarafication purposes, we are referring to a cow here, not Mark Twain's middle daughter.

clarafication by QuacksO October 28, 2020