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A person whomst have had a relatively large amount of sexual intercourse in quite a short time span, and also has been diagnosed with the sexually transmitted disease "clamydia" relatively recently.

This could be quite disturbing since you won't know who gave it to you or if you've passed it on.
Person 1: I just got diagnosed with clamydia.

Person 2: That's sad, but didn't you have sex with like 6 people in the last month?

Person 1: Yes, I could've spread it around.

Person 2: Oh my god. You're such a Clamydius.
Clamydius by Geoff Bettelhoffven August 24, 2020

clamydia 

Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease. It make your pussy smell like rotten clams, and your pussy lips get hard like clam shells.
My wife want a divorce because I gave her CHLAMYDIA. Who cares anyhow. Her pussy stinks and she's really starting to chafe my dick.
clamydia by 38 Caliber Kimo April 3, 2003

clamydia 

Clamydia is a silent diease that you can get from a chickenhead, hoe, slut, dirty nigga, or just trifling person. There doesn't have to be any symptoms and you can have a test come up negative. You need to ask for a clamydia test. This is more common than you think.
Keysha went to the doctor for a routine check up and got std tests to be safe. Sitting a home with her man, 3 days later she finds out she got Clamydia.
clamydia by It can happen to you. December 1, 2006
An awful event regarding one or more bivalve molluscs.
For a shellfish-lover, not having access to said tasty delicacies would indeed be a major clamity.
clamity by QuacksO May 28, 2021

Chlamydity 

A measurable level of the severity of one's chlamydia.
Tim's chlamydity level was over 300 because he was too chatchy to go to a doctor.
Chlamydity by Dimebagduhrell December 13, 2017
Person: Dude, yesterday was a clamity
Person 2: Did you just misspell calamity?
Person: No, it was a pun
Person 2: Yeah right
Person: *Sweats and wipes forehead*
Person 2: Ew, don't wipe my forehead again
Clamity by FemboysAreBest October 4, 2020