Clamydity
A word used when one feels like they could contract an STD through the air due to the high levels of humidity and people in one space.
Clamydity by foofoo1234 July 15, 2023
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Clamydius
A person whomst have had a relatively large amount of sexual intercourse in quite a short time span, and also has been diagnosed with the sexually transmitted disease "clamydia" relatively recently.
This could be quite disturbing since you won't know who gave it to you or if you've passed it on.
This could be quite disturbing since you won't know who gave it to you or if you've passed it on.
Person 1: I just got diagnosed with clamydia.
Person 2: That's sad, but didn't you have sex with like 6 people in the last month?
Person 1: Yes, I could've spread it around.
Person 2: Oh my god. You're such a Clamydius.
Person 2: That's sad, but didn't you have sex with like 6 people in the last month?
Person 1: Yes, I could've spread it around.
Person 2: Oh my god. You're such a Clamydius.
Clamydius by Geoff Bettelhoffven August 24, 2020
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Clamydity • Clamidity • Chlamydity • clamydia • Clamity • Clamydius • Chlamydigy • clamydia beard • Clamydiitis • Clamydious
clamydia
Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease. It make your pussy smell like rotten clams, and your pussy lips get hard like clam shells.
My wife want a divorce because I gave her CHLAMYDIA. Who cares anyhow. Her pussy stinks and she's really starting to chafe my dick.
clamydia by 38 Caliber Kimo April 3, 2003
clamydia
Clamydia is a silent diease that you can get from a chickenhead, hoe, slut, dirty nigga, or just trifling person. There doesn't have to be any symptoms and you can have a test come up negative. You need to ask for a clamydia test. This is more common than you think.
Keysha went to the doctor for a routine check up and got std tests to be safe. Sitting a home with her man, 3 days later she finds out she got Clamydia.
clamydia by It can happen to you. December 1, 2006
clamity
Chlamydity
Chlamydity by Dimebagduhrell December 13, 2017
Clamity
Person: Dude, yesterday was a clamity
Person 2: Did you just misspell calamity?
Person: No, it was a pun
Person 2: Yeah right
Person: *Sweats and wipes forehead*
Person 2: Ew, don't wipe my forehead again
Person 2: Did you just misspell calamity?
Person: No, it was a pun
Person 2: Yeah right
Person: *Sweats and wipes forehead*
Person 2: Ew, don't wipe my forehead again
Clamity by FemboysAreBest October 4, 2020
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