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A person whomst have had a relatively large amount of sexual intercourse in quite a short time span, and also has been diagnosed with the sexually transmitted disease "clamydia" relatively recently.

This could be quite disturbing since you won't know who gave it to you or if you've passed it on.
Person 1: I just got diagnosed with clamydia.

Person 2: That's sad, but didn't you have sex with like 6 people in the last month?

Person 1: Yes, I could've spread it around.

Person 2: Oh my god. You're such a Clamydius.
by Geoff Bettelhoffven August 24, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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