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Clamydius

A person whomst have had a relatively large amount of sexual intercourse in quite a short time span, and also has been diagnosed with the sexually transmitted disease "clamydia" relatively recently.

This could be quite disturbing since you won't know who gave it to you or if you've passed it on.
Person 1: I just got diagnosed with clamydia.

Person 2: That's sad, but didn't you have sex with like 6 people in the last month?

Person 1: Yes, I could've spread it around.

Person 2: Oh my god. You're such a Clamydius.
by Geoff Bettelhoffven August 24, 2020
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Clamydius

“That niggas hairline is clamydius
by xynxii October 12, 2025
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Lord_Claudius

A argentinian person who believes the falklands rightfully belongs to argentina, simps for German egirls, and commands a lego neapolitan army.
Wow! This Lord_Claudius guy sure seems to be on top of the world!
Yeah, but his army lost to second corps by 3k.

Hey, what happened between Italy and Naples for them to lose relations?
Apparently one of their ADCs dated a Lord_Claudius and ended up hating eachother.
by Sovietz99 June 21, 2021
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doing a Claudius

To pretend to be a dumb/weak/stuttering idiot, in order to fool your enemies

Comes from Emperor Claudius, who survived this way the tyrannical purges of Emperor Tiberius and the mad reign of Caligula.

Thus he was able to survive and become emperor himself in the end
Bill may seem like an harmless idiot, but he’s just doing a Claudius in order to fool Frank and fuck his girlfriend while he’s at work

Be careful with Tom, he may seem harmless, but he’s actually doing a Claudius
by EuropeanRando January 15, 2021
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clamydia

Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease. It make your pussy smell like rotten clams, and your pussy lips get hard like clam shells.
My wife want a divorce because I gave her CHLAMYDIA. Who cares anyhow. Her pussy stinks and she's really starting to chafe my dick.
by 38 Caliber Kimo April 3, 2003
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clamydia

Clamydia is a silent diease that you can get from a chickenhead, hoe, slut, dirty nigga, or just trifling person. There doesn't have to be any symptoms and you can have a test come up negative. You need to ask for a clamydia test. This is more common than you think.
Keysha went to the doctor for a routine check up and got std tests to be safe. Sitting a home with her man, 3 days later she finds out she got Clamydia.
by It can happen to you. December 1, 2006
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Claudius

Someone who hides their true feelings but would make a good boyfriend anyway. usually short and really handsome.
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by Awesome 123454321 September 13, 2012
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