Clamydious 

when something is so ill, you start to wonder whether or not it's infected with chlamydia.

My brother is such a legend. He's so clamydious.

The skateboarder was so sick, the local kids started referring to him as a "clamydiosity"

Clamydious by brunther February 28, 2023

clamacious 

Having the type, or quality of being clam (clam the animal)

"This food I ate is very clamacious," she said "tastes like a clam."

clamacious by clamacious (notanoobarelicYT) October 21, 2019

Clamydius

A person whomst have had a relatively large amount of sexual intercourse in quite a short time span, and also has been diagnosed with the sexually transmitted disease "clamydia" relatively recently.

This could be quite disturbing since you won't know who gave it to you or if you've passed it on.

Person 1: I just got diagnosed with clamydia.

Person 2: That's sad, but didn't you have sex with like 6 people in the last month?

Person 1: Yes, I could've spread it around.

Person 2: Oh my god. You're such a Clamydius.

Clamydius by Geoff Bettelhoffven August 24, 2020

Clamydius

When you hear/see something outrageous

“That niggas hairline is clamydius

Clamydius by xynxii October 12, 2025

Clamydoscope

Close inspection of a female's genitalia prior to coitus or sticking anything else in there to ensure safety

That chick was so nasty, I gave her the old clamydoscope before even thinking of diving in there

Clamydoscope by Cu3bano November 28, 2020