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CLACKET VALVE 

Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.
"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."
CLACKET VALVE by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009

Clickety-clack

Just another word for clickety clackety; that is making noise through typing on a computer keyboard.
Darren: Two tickets to Denver, Colorado please!
Norah (Flight Agent): *clickety-clack*. No problem sir. I found a flight. You're all booked!

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Kelly: Could you please find out how many PTOs I have left this year?
Katherine (H.R. Agent): Sure thing! *clickety-clack* It says here you got one week left.

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Jason: *clickety-clack* The Sword of Shannara! That's the first book in the Shannara series.
Laura: What about the author's other series about the lawyer who becomes a king?
Jason: *clickety-clack* The Magic Kingdom of Landover. Here, take the keyboard. The library search engine is quite easy to use. What is yet another series by that same author?
Laura: *clickety-clack* The Word and the Void.
Clickety-clack by OffBeatDrummer November 23, 2020

clickety clackety 

The sound of a number of keyboards being typed upon in an otherwise quiet office.
You could tell it was a busy time in the office because of the lack of conversation, and incessant clickety clackety going all morning.

Hamon Clacker Volley 

"Hamon Clacker Volley" was an improvised weapon created by Joseph Joestar in his early attempts to battle the Pillar Men. The attack was created by infusing plain American clacker toys with Hamon. The Hamon Clacker Volley is often used as a last resort, and looked down upon by Caesar Zeppeli on the first try. Often used in conjunction with the Joestar Secret Technique.
"I call this move my Hamon Clacker Volley! I start off by filling these little clacker balls here with a bit of Hamon! WOO-HA!"

Clacker Valve 

"Got this lady back to mine last night and I give her one right up the Clacker Valve!!!
Clacker Valve by Bobbymoore May 8, 2010

meat clackers 

Chip's girlfriend kicked him right in his meat clackers.
meat clackers by ThatShiKrey January 25, 2015