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clackers

Testicles (or rather "balls", typically in the sense of having "big balls", i.e. nerve or audacity)
"Can you believe the gigantic, cast-iron clackers on that guy?"
by pr1mal August 22, 2003
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Persons possessing unique laughing sounds. Usually hired by comedians who would fill the house with as many as he could afford in order to impress management and get themselves 'held over.'
"This guy's gonna need a squadron of Uncle Bob's professional clackers to warm this room up."
by Gwynne January 31, 2004
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clackers

overly large testicles that theoretically bang together heralding the approach of their very manly owner
Ricky has such a huge set of clackers that try as she might Shannon couldn't fit them in her mouth.
by 5inch tryhard April 22, 2016
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I'm gonna shove it right up your clacker.
by bread infection December 28, 2005
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I seem to have slipped and stuffed a ferret up my clacker.
by louis October 17, 2001
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The Clacker

A maneuver where a male pulls his pants down while in a standing position (generally to the ankles), lifts his shirt with one hand, and expeditiously thrusts his hips back and forth in a swinging motion. If done correctly, the thrusting will swing his "member" into contact with the abdomen on the upswing, and the leg or anus on the downswing, thereby creating a "clacking" sound. It is recommended that this act be augmented by pouring a beer over the crotch with the free hand to accentuate the clacks being generated.
Ross was getting annoyed by Carissa so he decided to pull out The Clacker to make her leave.
by ferris314 April 14, 2010
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just the best word for a womans fanny!!!
"what a short skirt, i can nearly see her clacker!!"
by russell williams May 13, 2006
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