Clanket 

When you decide to crash at a party and are either;
a) Far too drunk to find yourself a blanket to cover yourself with
b) The awkward stranger who nobody knows at the party and doesn't GET a blanket
c) The only one without a blanket.
So due to lack of blanket, you use your coat for pathetic warmth. Blanket+Coat=Clanket

Drunk Chick: Gurrrrl, I'm about tah fall asleep up in this corner on the hardwood floor, I'm too wasted to get home. You got a blanket ah can useeee?

Irritated Drunk Chick Who Regrets Throwing Party: No. I'm out. Clanket it, bitch.

Clanket by Madewine February 19, 2011

Clanket 

When you buy a blanket made of a photo of a individual named Cale's face. Its green and he has a large forehead.

What did you get for christmas? I got a record player, I got a lego set, I got money, "I got a clanket"

Clanket by hismajestykingcharles December 25, 2023

Clanket

An old unwashed blanket that contains circular brown stains. A typical clanket spends most of its time balled up behind a teenage boy’s bed. Another sign that you have a clanket is that it has small areas that are rigid and that can support their own weight.

1. You never touch another man’s clanket.
2. I slept over at my friend’s house and he that night he handed me a clanket. it was sticky.

Clanket by GoonsRUs August 15, 2026

clanker

1. racial slur against droids

what a fucking clanker

clanker by im under attack by a lesbian November 26, 2019

Clanker

A slur for robotic individuals.

A robot enter a bar.
Bartender: Oi, get out ya clanker!
Robot: (Sad Beep-Boop)

Clanker by Blackmouth October 13, 2019

clickety clackety 

The sound of a number of keyboards being typed upon in an otherwise quiet office.

You could tell it was a busy time in the office because of the lack of conversation, and incessant clickety clackety going all morning.

clickety clackety by Promoter of lols December 2, 2017

Clanker

A word only droids can say like nigger but for droids

Sup my clanker

Clanker by Oh? On god February 3, 2020