Cigawett
Hook me up a cigaweeeeeettttt.
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Human Cigarette Butt
Human Cigarette Butt by The #1 Joker October 7, 2012
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going out for cigarettes
A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.
going out for cigarettes by Luketheforce December 31, 2017
Cigarette Abuse
When a person is smoking a cigarette and then leaves it on the edge of a table or in an ash try while it burns down to the filter.
"Chase you left your cigarette burning on the table! Come on man thats Cigarette Abuse." Smoking, Cigarettes, Smoke, Cigs, Ash Tray
Cigarette Abuse by JCY60! December 8, 2013
cigarette destructor
Somebody who is a true-blue total cigarette fiend -- that is, somebody who smokes way, way, WAY too many of these things.
"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.
"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.
Josh is a total cigarette destructor; he can destroy as many as eighty five of the little fuckers in a single day!
cigarette destructor by Telephony February 21, 2013
Buying Cigarettes
Buying Cigarettes by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 7, 2018
Kent Cigarettes
Kent Cigarettes, created in 1952 by Loillard, named after the company president, Herbert Kent, were the first smoke to have a filter. Kents became very popular among the rich and famous, includin' the coolest man to ever live, Dino Martin.
We all know that no cigarette was worthy of Dino Martin's use, but Kent Cigarettes was Dino's brand of choice.
Kent Cigarettes by kentsmokerguy December 1, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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