Chunchine 

How a coke head says sunshine.

Coke head: Hey buddy! I wuh jusht schnortin up behind family dollar en da chunchine made me schneeze. What eh messsh let me tell you.

Chunchine by Ivana Yamama June 10, 2009

Chunchunmaru 

The greatest weapon known to man, created by a blacksmith of a different land, made with the resources of Japan, and is the partner of our deity, Kazuma-san

Named by Megumin, the daughter of Michael Bay

Person A: Bro! I have discovered the greatest weapon known to male, female, bisexual, homosexual, transexual, and pansexual, bro!
Person B: What is that bro?
Person A: It is Chunchunmaru, the sword of the deity of true gender equality and the king of pantsu thieves, Kazuma, bro!

Chunchunmaru by Onii-chan Senpai May 29, 2019

Lathering Your Crunchies 

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.

I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

Lathering Your Crunchies by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016

Fuck Crunchies 

Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.

My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.

Fuck Crunchies by Shel_TR February 6, 2009

Crunchin 

A military person who's beret is so FUBAR that is resembles captain crunch.

Person #1: Aye bro, you see Sergeant Halim's beret..

Person #2: Yeah, that dudes crunchin

Crunchin by PFC Unknown March 13, 2009

bung crunchie 

A particularly dried dingleberry or buttnoid, often grafted firmly to the rimhairs surrounding the anus

Dave picked and picked at the bung crunchie until successfully removing it along with the majority of his rimhairs. He then skifted his friend, Will.

bung crunchie by Rondo August 30, 2006

Crunchied 

When a girl sticks a chocolate bar (preferably a crunchie bar) up her vagina and feeds it to an animal.

"Wow Emily, I can't believe you crunchied that dog!!"

Crunchied by Frazzel November 7, 2011