3 definitions by Rondo

buttnoid

A stubborn, dried deposit of feces near the anus.

Dave winced in pain as he ripped his rimhairs out attempting to pick the large buttnoid from the perimiter of his anus.

by Rondo August 29, 2006

short, curly, fine hairs around the anus known for accumulating buttnoids.

Dave finally resorted to shaving his rimhair in an attempt to thwart the onslaught of buttnoids.

by Rondo August 29, 2006

A particularly dried dingleberry or buttnoid, often grafted firmly to the rimhairs surrounding the anus

Dave picked and picked at the bung crunchie until successfully removing it along with the majority of his rimhairs. He then skifted his friend, Will.

by Rondo August 30, 2006