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An inversion of the natural order.
A man that seeks to be a natural aristocratic Chad but lacks the masculine qualities (intelligence,honour, dignity, strength, integrity)to be such.
The Chud seeks power and authority,but is never fit to have either.
A Chud will typically be given positions of power through nepotism or brown-nosing ,never through competence or merit.
Remus: did you see Justine Trudeau flipping burgers at the Calgary stampede?

Romulus:....ughhhh...what an absolute Chud.
Chud. by Raven_of_Raisins July 20, 2022
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Defined in the 1984 movie of the same name
chud by shep Abbott February 21, 2005
Word of the Day on February 1, 2025
It means Canibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller and originates from the 1984 film C.H.U.D. But is now used to describe ugly stupid people. Most notably in the Kevin Smith film Clerks 2(2006). The phrase is mostly used in America but is now starting to become popular in the UK.
Jamie: Why don't girls like me?
Scott: Because you're a fucking chud!

Mother: Nurse when can i see my baby?
Nurse: Are you sure you want to?
Mother: yes of course! why?
Nurse: well because your baby is so fucking ugly. It must take after you. You chud.
Chud by Glynn Thomas April 6, 2008
Used to describe someone who is repulsively unattractive. Alternately, someone who is amateurish or unsuccessful in any given field.

Origin: Acronym for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller. Originally from the 1984 horror film C.H.U.D. Further popularized by the 2006 Kevin Smith comedic film Clerks II in which the term was used as an intensifier to describe someone's unattractiveness (e.g. You ugly chud!).
Damn! There are some ugly chuds at this party!
Way to fail that exam. You're such a chud.
What are these losers doing? It's like chudsville U.S.A. in here.
Chud by Chudski February 22, 2010
Term used to describe people who profess beliefs that fall out of the average right-wing praxis, such as fascists, ultranationalists, tradcaths, anarcho-capitalists, and etc.
That chud never stops talking about racial crime statistics and Muslims, he must be very obsessed with them.
Chud by bruhinator 2000 October 16, 2020
A unattractive person whose defining characteristic of their personality is their egotism. Most often used to describe typically one-dimensional preps, chauches, or the like. A particularly mean insult; it should not be taken nor thrown around lightly.
Those chuds drinking on the patio of O'Reilly's are going to get egg-salad-sandwich bombed back to the caves they crawled out of!!!
chud by dcs5 July 11, 2005
Anyone who has no good qualities at all:
Assholes, morons, idiots, jerks, preppy pieces-of-shit, meatheads, etc.
This place is full of chuds.
Johnny's such a chud, he's a chudstein barr.
Don't be a chud, just get in the car...
Are you gonna buy the beer, or are you gonna be a chud
chud by JMG1987 March 28, 2010
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