Definitions by dcs5
bird
John fell asleep on my couch, so I whipped my bird out and rubbed it all over his face before I woke him up.
chud
A unattractive person whose defining characteristic of their personality is their egotism. Most often used to describe typically one-dimensional preps, chauches, or the like. A particularly mean insult; it should not be taken nor thrown around lightly.