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Chuckleslut 

Someone who’s a slut for clowns. Not of the circus variety, but rather the type you’d find on the internet.
“Did you hear that Riley and Jake got back together, even though he makes dogshit decisions about his money?”

“I always knew Riley was a bit of a chuckleslut, but damn…!”
Chuckleslut by GlishPlz January 23, 2022
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Chucklebutt 

Someone who is goofy and a laughingstock.
Digby is major local chucklebutt here!
Chucklebutt by I, Wreckerrr January 4, 2021

chuckle slut 

A girl/woman that is a comedian groupie and only has sex with comedians. Women that hang out in comedy clubs in hopes that they will hook up with a comedian.
Comedians aren't really known for their good looks, so most girls that bang comedians are just chuckle sluts.
chuckle slut by chuckleslut February 23, 2009

Cackleslut 

That chick at the bar who giggles inanely at anything remotely funny the hot guy says 'cause she so wants to bed him!
"Hey Dave...check out Tim...looks like he's scored a cackleslut"
Cackleslut by Grim60 May 6, 2012

chucklespunk 

verb. to chucklespunk is to engage in post-masturbatory laughter, often due to an overwhelming sense of relief coupled with an amusing, if accidental, shot to one's face.

noun. chucklespunk is a bi-product of chucklespunking, where the act of laughing causes the diaphragm to relay pressure to the lower abdomen causing threads of semen to ejaculate to the rhythm of one's laughter.
"I was masturbating quite frantically - nearing orgasm - when I turned my head in reaction to a sudden rapping at my door. As I turned my head, thick white threads of my own semen hit me in the eye. I let out the biggest chucklespunk you ever did hear! I never did find out who had been at my door."

See Gigglespurt.
chucklespunk by petersPiss April 24, 2009

Chucklenuts

This hoe was givin me head and I had a mad case of the chucklenuts
Chucklenuts by tall_a$$_ni99a July 5, 2009

Chucklenut 

To laugh so hard you bust a nut in your pants.
Hahahahahaha! .....damn. Jizzed myself.

Just watched "Airplane". Released a chucklenut in mah pants.
Chucklenut by Bobbysaggot December 27, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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