chucklespunk 

verb. to chucklespunk is to engage in post-masturbatory laughter, often due to an overwhelming sense of relief coupled with an amusing, if accidental, shot to one's face.

noun. chucklespunk is a bi-product of chucklespunking, where the act of laughing causes the diaphragm to relay pressure to the lower abdomen causing threads of semen to ejaculate to the rhythm of one's laughter.

"I was masturbating quite frantically - nearing orgasm - when I turned my head in reaction to a sudden rapping at my door. As I turned my head, thick white threads of my own semen hit me in the eye. I let out the biggest chucklespunk you ever did hear! I never did find out who had been at my door."

See Gigglespurt.

chucklespunk by petersPiss April 24, 2009

chucklepuck

Combination of chuckle head and hockey puck. Someone who's pulling a stunt that's goofy and dumb at the same time.

You stomped on that flaming bag of dog poop? Man, you're a chucklepuck!

chucklepuck by Dadof2CPs June 11, 2006

Chucklepunch

Chuckle punch is a word used when your friend is laughing at your joke and you are mad for him for something he did and you either punch him in the stomach or balls

Friend one: hey I got a joke for you why did the rat cross the road to get into the KFC deep fryer
friend two: that's so funny lol
Friend one: yeah Chucklepunch

Chucklepunch by Crying Willow 4462 July 30, 2023