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When a depressed whore blows you in the Men’s restroom, throws up on your cock - while pissing - and finishes the job after buying you pizza and as many beers as it takes for you to partake in this filthy act of desperation. And all so that you acknowledge her shitty, pathetic existence.
Wow that Digby had me questioning my life the next day. The pizza was good though. Cheers
by labrat96 August 10, 2018
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The German word for “God”

The man is a legend himself, and surprisingly good at the drums.
He’s so great.

Yeah, he’s a total digby.
by Emidity May 19, 2018
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Thick, spazzy retard.

Digby hospital was a mental institution in Exeter, Devon. Sadly, it was closed down in the late 80s/early 90s.
(Spoken with tongue rolled up against bottom lip)

Urghhhh, Digby!

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Ken, you are a total Digby!!
by Sludge Crumbler August 05, 2011
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Having a poo in the toilet and then masturbating over it covering the poo in semen, then implanting the semen covered poo back up your anus.
I had a mad digby last night, it was fulfilling.
by Little abs June 15, 2018
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The act of canceling plans .
Hey man didn't you have plans with tom?
Bro Tom pulled a digby on me!
by Dennis larios September 24, 2014
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Digby - letting faeces and masturbating over it then placing the faces back up your exit
"Had a cheeky digby today lads"
by Personnnnnnn1w3 June 10, 2018
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The love of my life :) honestly the defintion of making me giggle and laugh till my abs hurt!! I just want to be with him forever and ever and ever and ever and ever! he is the defition of cute,handsome, hot, funny and sweet! And I really hope he is reading this right now and smiling :) heeh u are forever my lovey digbummmy! pooopooopooo <3 love always and always! mwah! just want to kiss him all day!
sweet like chocolate and cheese!! Digby :)
by laneybooboo February 05, 2010
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