Christmyth

A name for the traditional December holiday, based on a mixture of Christianity, and the importance of consumerism. Both of which are mythical.

"Are you heading down to town hall, for the lighting of the Christmyth tree?"

by B. Rogers November 21, 2011

christmaphobe

someone who hates and is scared of anything christmas related, yes thats right.. no un-wrapping presents, singing carols or xmas specials on tv for the christmaphobes!

oh dear, just look at that christmaphobe sitting alone in the window.

by babybelle December 24, 2009

Christmahanakwanzaka

An amalgamation of the major winter holidays (Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa) into one big non-denominational bastard holiday. Usually used in greeting form when the recipient's beliefs are unknown.

Hey Bob, Happy Christmahanakwanzaka!

by LucentPhoenix December 9, 2008

Christmahanakwanzika

The combination of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa. This way no one feels left out and and you dont have to worry bout what you say every time you meet someone.

definitely better than sayin 'Happy Holidays'

Tony: 'merry christmas'
Tom: 'Dude, im jewish!"
Tony: "o shit, merry christmahanakwanzika then'

by the unknown drinker October 1, 2007

Christmahannukwanzadan

A combination of the main holiday terms; Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanza, and Ramadan.
To be used in this age of correctness where people may be offended by wishing one person a seasonal greeting but leaving another person out, thereby offending their race or creed.

" Happy Christmahannukwanzadan everybody...and I think that covers everybody "

by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006

ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah

The Ultimate Winter Fusion Holiday
It's Christmas Hanukkah and Kwanzaa all rolled into one
This Holiday is useful for a family of many different religions (I can't imagine why but this is a good contingency plan for those of you not married, engaged, or met your significant other yet) It lasts 16 days, One for Christmas, Eight for Hanukkah, and Six for Kwanzaa

"I hope I get that book I wanted for Christmas, what did you ask for?"
"I exactly celebrate Christmas, I celebrate ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah. It's 16 days long!"

by Quinn Chun and Chris Mooney December 15, 2008

Christmuhannukwanzaakkah

Christmas, Hannukkah and Kwanzaa all in one name. This makes it easier to be politically correct (unless you don't want to offend the evolution people...then just add something about fish with legs)

Happy Christmuhannukwanzaakkah! It's the season of giving!

by Lizzah December 25, 2006